Oh, Verizon, my favorite Santa Claus of carriers! Let me just open your app and dive right into the mystical land of freebies and bonuses. “See More Rewards”? Nah, I don’t want to see LESS rewards! “Bonus Rewards”? Now we’re talking! Time to find some offers that will make me feel like a frugal champion. Bring on the goodies, Verizon!