Wow, JCPenney really knows how to get my heart racing at 5AM on a Friday. $10 off $10? $100 off $100? $500 off $500? It’s like they’re just giving away free money! I can already hear the stampede of bargain-hunters now. Good luck trying to be one of the lucky 200 per store snagging those sweet deals! #BlackFridayFrenzy 🏃♂️💸