I have been living in my brother’s shadow my whole life. You know him as Mr. Clean. I’m just Ronnie Clean. From the moment he was born, he was destined for greatness.
My first memory is of Carl. He was down by the river, and the whole town had gathered to see him. He filled the entire river with bubbles, and the town began floating on giants rafts, in the midst of the bubbles. They were going back and forth, back and forth. They cleaned all of the nastiness and grime that had been building up in the river water. He was only 5 years old at the time.
Since then I have been trying to keep up. I cleaned my countertops and the outside of the fridge without the big Mr. Clean. I used a metal file and some hand sanitizer. It scratched the surface a tad but I got the stains out.
Here are some of the letters I have received about my brother’s products. They just be hatin’. But I will become the King of Clean, know what I mean?
My favorite black leather shoes got really scuffed from walking around NYC on a business trip and when I came home I tried the extra power eraser, it took the marks right off. I don’t usually get to jazzed with products but I definitely recommend it to my girlfriends now.
Heather, Duluth, MN ///
I threw a pair of my running shoes against the wall and they left black marks on the paint. The eraser took the black marks off but didn’t ruin the wall.
Joe, Buffalo, NY ///
I just tried the Magic Eraser for the first time and now I use it all over my house, I am becoming a little obsessive!
Gina, Indianapolis, IN ///
I got Spaghetti sauce on my kitchen counter and the Magic Eraser cleaned it right off without a problem.
Kevin, Phoenix, AZ ///
I use the Magic Eraser that foams on my bathtub it really helps with the gross stains that show up there.